Heh. I used to have a very long thin Sherlock pipe named Manute Bowl.

Poor Christie thought he was talking about a meatball sub :(

It’s like Vogon poetry.

Touché. I might well be a sitter were I a woman. I reckon I’d still be a wadder though.

I don’t know why all you sitters think we stand like we’re being addressed by a drill sergeant. It’s more of a standing crouch, like a ninja ready to engage. Also how do you not touch the toilet bowl with your wiener when you lean forward to wipe?!?

Definitely possible!

Gesundheit!

The Turner Dairies

Turning and turning in the widening gyre

I’m wondering if the ‘related crimes’ thing is for expanded definitions/ harsher penalties for resisting arrest and disturbing the peace type charges, the better to crack down on protesters.

Oh no we need that blood for our Liberty Tree!!!

‘Thank the uncaring, shrieking cosmic void’

To go to... Kansas?

an idiotic man just willy nilly making decisions to suit his mood at the moment

All I want in life is to be as happy as that seal.

Man, I wish I’d lived whatever kind of charmed life one has to live to not know what an Upperdecker was.

He looks like if my grandma was in Jane’s Addiction.

Aaaannndd now I want a White House buttplug.

I know her back story is tragic, her opinions are trash, and all of this is just generally horrible, but:

As a Falcons fan I am quite heartened by this, given our team’s quarterbacks’ histories with dogs.