*knowing look* *touches tip of nose with index finger* *fires up four story tall Jon Bong Jovi*

“I’m the least [insert bigotry] person you know” is the friendless man’s “I have black friends.”

Lying.

Lying cat claims it’s a real cat. It’s not. It’s a fake cat. Sad. Would not grab.

Ahem...

4. Has Ben Affleck ever met an autistic person?

An article about a movie with numbered paragraphs. Does this mean Leitch is somewhere writing about fatherhood and poop stories in all caps?

As with everything, it would be better with Lying Cat instead.

As bad as listening to him is, reading is BIGLY worse. His syntax is so tortured, it should be banned by the Geneva Convention

Anything to promote whitening.

I’m more upset by the fact that they didn’t go with “Uncle Drewniverse.” RIGHT THERE, LOU.

Here is a picture of a car:

Or in Wolverine’s case, they go hand in face.

“Isn’t it exciting to imagine Wolverine as a real guy and he’s world-weary and he doesn’t want to fight anymore until a little girl needs him?”

Meh- differnt strokes, Judge Judy

Yeah I agree - AP Stylebook says he should be referred to as “A decaying scarecrow stuffed with old pornography”.

That’s a weird thing for an exwife to do

Counter-point: Ben Affleck is not a bad Batman. The writers wrote a bad Batman, but his performance was one of the only things from that movie that I didn’t hate.

So, does this mean that Paul Feig is going to do a Ben-Affleck-starring reboot of Multiplicity?