The equator, obviously.

All in all it’s just another brick by the Wall.

Asshole didn’t replace his divot.

Literally trolling from his mother’s basement. Beautiful.

Trainers knew Petty was concussed when they asked him where Ryan Fitzpatrick went to college and he didn’t know the answer.

Yeah, first thing that went through my mind when I saw that quote was Pearl Harbor...

Flavortown Department of Awesome?

“Could Be the Worst Restaurant in America.”

Given the types of people Trump has been appointing to his Cabinet, I expect that he’s hired this guy to manage his hotels:

Harbaugh told the team about the ‘lies made up by our enemies’ at a meeting in Schembechler Hall, wearing Jumpman Kleenex boxes on his feet while surrounded by Gatorade bottles of his own urine.

Aw, cute - he’s using the same routine his dad’s team uses on the field:

(I cannot take credit for the beautifully appropriate original application of this meme to this subject, but it shall be repeated until it’s no longer true.)

I read this to the tune of Gilligan’s Island

Because I could not stop my Jokes

Good Lord Jeff, no one’s going to think you went to Amherst.

I for one have never understood why they call it “manslaughter.” What man? And why is he laughing?

Cardell and his friend were just a couple of guys who were up to no good and started making trouble in their neighborhood. If only Will got the chance to get out of there and move in with his aunt and uncle.

THE SWAMP WAS ANGRY THAT DAY MY FRIENDS

It feels like every time this woman speaks a lie comes out. Jesus Christ.