Don’t do that! If he finds out what internment camps are he’ll definitely try to reinstate them.

WHEN SOME SHOWS YOU WHO THEY ARE, BELIEVE THEM THE FIRST TIME - Maya Angelou (SHOUTING BY ME)

Pretty wild that Stormfront can’t find a single fucking grammar nazi.

I’m getting young Norm Macdonald after two bottles of wine.

That glass ceiling looks nice and intact.

We’ll be able to tell who is actually running the government by watching who ages in his place, like the portrait of Dorian Grey.

Time to go look for those Horcruxes.

Get ready to drink some milk, Michigan players.

The look of shart is in his eyes.

Kellyanne Conway - Secretary of Babysitting.

I’m still mad that Knorth didn’t happen.

....as well as three of Chyna’s sisters, her dear friend Treasure, and mom Tokyo Toni who fly...

You have a real 1 step forward, 3 steps back approach to Kinja.

Also, Excitebike had A FUCKING LEVEL CREATOR.

It’s reassuring to see that we’ve voted in another man of color as president.

Always thought I’d see fascism come to America in a cool way. Like Nazis from the moon descending to earth in giant swastika-shaped spaceships or maybe shock troops from Russia parachuting into my high school like the villains in Red Dawn.

Well, in that case, get better at this, America. Jesus.

Can’t sleep, clowns will grab my pussy.

Goddamnit Redford, stick to politics!

“You have dealt with an unbelievable slanted and negative media and have come out beautifully” sounds 0% like something Bill Belichick would say, and 100% like something Donald Trump would say while reading a blank page he is pretending is a letter from Bill Belichick.