So I HOPE this was unintentional, but those haircuts are currently the style among white nationalists:

He’s probably bitter that your username isn’t ‘Crunch-Sandwiches’

I like candidates who weren’t rushed offstage, okay?

As if his hands could wrap all the way around a baby’s neck.

Not really following this saga, but I have a theory as to why they’re all getting bitchy...maybe they’re HUNGRY?

Donald Trump slapped his second-most slappable son, who was wearing a Yankees shirt at the time?

Hi Mr. Simmons!

We’ve reached a point where I have no idea if this is sarcasm.

SEE

Andy Reid reaching into his pants to pull out his red challenge dildo

I’d be okay if the NFL threw dildos instead of flags from now on.

Always the Tiffany, never the Ivanka, eh Chris?

Most of them have only been Cubs fans since July or so.

I got something similar only it was about my wife cheating on me. It was very elaborate with so-called “proof” that included photos of her and this other guy and text messages exchanged between them and stuff. The weirdest part about the scam was that they didn’t even ask for money, just some made up claim of “I’d…

So you’re saying Weiner was involved some kind of Deepthroat activity?

i should have known that with lasagna in the article title i’d see a dead-eyed woman taking her pants off.

(I walk on stage at a press conference after another long day at the office)

“Oh, I didn’t see you there while I was doing all these pushups”

Don’t you know that military honors, like Judaism, are inherited from the mother’s side?

It’s called a Cleland Steamer