“Terrorism declared legal for white people.”

I like the clicky sound it makes.

Let me knows what he thinks about that once he sobers up.

it’s just a picture of legs that cuts to an image of a man standing in a burning house and he has a goat head and his eyes are the black of the void and then it cuts back to an image of legs with paint on them and then it’s the goat headed man and he’s closer to the foreground and I can smell sulfur and then it cuts…

I like this comment. It’s subtle.

The Clinton audible means the ball is going to the left.

I’d venture in the Pats’ case, the “Trump” audible is some kind of fancy dog whistle.

“And I’ve seen 311 four times!”

Draper:

The good thing is they aren’t stuck with this failing business model for an entire season, they can choose a new one everyday!

For him to understand that shirt, he has to press up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, Start.

so, “is a cubs fan”

what a lot of people don’t know is that james carville is actually just the “fruiting body” of a much larger underground organism

This logic I understand. I often ask myself, if Jeffrey Dahmer hated boys so much, why did he eat them?

In Russia, election observes you!

All the while rotating a live chicken in his hands like a basketball, examining it.

Let’s check in live on the scene with Peter Gammons. Peter!

My favorite debunk is when Buzz Aldrin punched a guy right in the face for suggesting it

Page Six reports that Maguire has been making the most of his Pussy Posse membership over the last few months, going to clubs and taking vacations to Ibiza with his best friend and partner in pussy, Leonardo DiCaprio.

Woah.