Give him a break; that cross he’s holding is only half complete!

its a stork doing the robot, i think.

It took 30 years of working at Burger King for you to feel ashamed?

Well that explains why the pizza guy never tries to fuck me.

“Tim Tebow Saves First Base For Marriage”

buncha big bad potato boys filled with the blood of a thousand angry weasels swattin the pelota around the yard when they aren’t strikeZoning some hapless homonids is what I always say

Ophthalmologist: Something wrong?

No, I mean literally. Props to Bauer are what got him in this mess.

Props to Bauer for giving it a try.

Man it’s really feast or famine with the Irish.

Serial lier but what if he was telling the truth. Then ask yourself why a 17 year old who arranged underage boys for rich people sex parties was sitting in first class next to Trump and did he know Jeffrey Epstein?

“When the space aliens send their little green men over, they’re not sending their best. They’re not sending Spock. They’re not sending Yoda. They’re sending space aliens that have a lot of problems, and they’re bringing those problems with us. They’re bringing abductions. They’re bringing anal probes. They’re…

Finally a pro scout recognizes Tebow as a quarterback.

Must be why he’s so into Ivanka, he knows the ones with the wreck of a father are the best lay.

On... on his foot, right?

You people are worse than ISIS. Thin Mints or get the hell out of my country.

“Does your Urias balk at inopportune times? Joe Theismann here for Super Beta Prostate.”

I think we can rule out Derrick as a suspect if you just review his shooting percentage

Actually, it should be ranked at #18, with #17 being “Songs about being hit by my truck”