She buys groceries?! I assumed her sustenance came from turning her head 180 degrees and eating the face of her partner during copulation.

These camo uniforms are getting out of hand.

Game winning three goal through the football crevice. Nothing like it.

Hot dogs are sandwiches, ergo so are tacos.

Scouts say Reid has great quick-twitch muscle, and Lane is a natural athelete. The scouts are split on Kaepernick, some saying he athletically gifted, some believing he is a student of the game. All agree he was raised a grinder.

Joseph MCarthy? G. Gordon Liddy? Himmler? I mean she has a type.

The Blaze is the “media network” that Glenn Beck started when Fox shitcanned him. Essentially this woman works for Glenn Beck.

Aww fuck, who got Ann Coulter wet?

“How dare you sit there and blame white people for the problems of the minority communities. After all, aren’t you half white? Didn’t two white parents adopt you, after yours weren’t willing to raise you?!”

Sherpa? I never even met her!

Neverest

K2 good to be true

Katmandidn’t

Kaepernick should have performed an armed takeover of a bird sanctuary. The only acceptable form of protest.

Some kind of bobby pin. When he has problems in the US, he just wears that dumb hat. He should have had a gigantic sombrero embroidered last night, what a dumb ass.

I like to think that those signs part way up that ramp just say “Don’t Panic”

Just be sure to get the signage right.

Glad you made the jump to Deadspin.

I submit that Nascar has a troll race. Prius’s only, driven by multi-racial people all along the gender spectrum with EU flags instead of American ones.