No Boisterousness Association?

I BET BIG PASSPORT ALSO WANTS MONEY FOR A NEW STADIUM, TOO!

I tried to star this comment because it’s perfect, but for some reason kinja subtracted a star. And then I did it like 6 more times and kinja subtracted a star every time. So I.O.U. like 20 stars.

I guess I appreciate you getting me covered but please don’t do it in hepatitis next time.

Sure, but when I drink all of the booze in a place people are like, “Wendigo, you need to get help” or “put your fucking pants on you sick freak.” Unfair.

Oh fuck, he’s going to end up heading the FDA, isn’t he?

I’m just hoping we get lucky enough for Nate Dogg and Warren G to head the SEC.

Surprised at the quick verdict on the Will Smith case. Maybe some fresh prints were found?

Oh, I don’t know about that. I’m sure there are some pretty intelligent racists in the mix, too.

He had to give back all the stuff he’d bought. He told the Daily Telegraph he doesn’t miss the high life “besides the cocaine, the strippers and fast cars.”

Yup, right about now I feel like just a butt on two legs.

I respect this small weaselbear.

Her one eye already gave up the ghost, might as well go full on haunted baby doll at this point.

The second one appears to be from Jared Leto method acting as the Joker, also very cool.

Oh shit I think Killary took Subby5000 out mid-post y’all.

“I like professors that don’t get stabbed.”

Maybe he can trick them into thinking he’s Newt Gingrich.

“merely knowing about the Basilisk — e.g., reading this article — opens you up to hypothetical punishment from the hypothetical super-intelligence.”

Agreed. I do like ‘Christmas Katie’ by Widespread Panic, but that probably just makes me doubly an asshole.

I’ve been trying so hard to work out a La Femme Nikita joke but I’m afraid responding to your comment is the beat I got.