Ya mama got a Glass-Steagall Act with the fish in it!

I thought he was trying to talk like a super-villain.

Maybe he lied about having a ‘weapon of mass destruction’ to try to trick her into participating?

That’s ridiculous. Andy Kaufman is running for president on the republican ticket.

They are merely exchanging long protein strings. If you can think of a simpler way, I’d like to hear it.

Motion to classify the new moons as ‘dingleberries.’

Oh shit. That makes them the exact same age as Ivanka.

Get peed on a lot?

Would paying the 5 mil be a legal use of superPAC money?

Don’t blame me, I voted for Raquel.

Can't speak for your original respondent, but I was living in a National Park without cable or internet when the Dark Night came out, so essentially that was my home. I drove ~120 miles to the nearest movie theater to see it 3 times over 3 of my weekends before I had any idea Ledger was dead.

That's the jam band, right?

Well, I’ve been educated as and was once employed as a biologist. So I can definitively say that, no, that is not a duck. But it might be useful to think of it as a duck in some ways if it is fulfilling a duck-like role in its ecosystem via convergent evolution. Also, it sounds kind of badass.

I didn’t realize how long this thread was until after I commented. I appreciate you responding at all, and thoughtfully at that. And you didn’t sound exasperated, but in fact very civil.

Any writing system is an arbitrarily assigned bunch of squiggles that represents a language...

As a Braves fan for all of John Rocker’s tenure I can't agree. He was really good but fuck that guy forever with a decommissioned battleship that is all rusty and has wasps’ nests due to neglect.

To be an even greater pedant, a hot dog is not a sandwich, according to the National Hot Dog and Sausage Council:

What?! Hook was great. As were Mrs Doubtfire and Liar Liar.

Just release chimps in the neighborhood! Problem solved!

Dunno, this seems pretty metal to me