Megadoilies next album is gonna rock y'all!

If you can no longer find joy in dildo jokes I just feel bad for you man.

Well, Batman changed suits after his Superman fight to go rescue Ma Supes, so maybe he does just leave them laying around.

That’s a little heavy on the ‘heart-wrenching prison movies based on Steven King short stories’ genre.

2016 is going to be the worst Halloween ever, isn’t it?

Aye! I was definitely disappointed with the dearth of results after clicking on the ‘Sea Boar’ tag.

I read that as ‘all the dildos’ at first.

I dunno, I always thought the Twitter joke that nearly ruined Justine Sacco’s life would’ve been taken as a cuttingly funny acknowledgment of white privilege if it had come from say, Louis C.K. or Patton Oswald.

Forget it Randy, it’s Colorado.

I know a few folks from Laramie, Wyoming who frequently sing this whilst drankin’:

Makes u think.

Maybe it's a gross sex move, like a donkey punch or a Cincinnati bow tie.

Oops, didn’t scroll far enough to see your post. Bison too!

Yeah, I lived in Yellowstone for a while and we have a book called Death in Yellowstone: Accidents and Foolhardiness in the First National Park. It has to be updated every few years because folks keep dying. Turns out, nature has canyons and bears and hot springs and is just generally dangerous as fuck!

I really hope Guillermo del Toro is reading this thread.

Not technically a dinosaur, but I'm down to worship Quetzacoatlus.

Yeah, I've used the raptors from Jurassic Park ever since I was a kid.

I said in my post that the system is fucked up. But by refusing to tip you’re not changing anything, and only hurting the folks who are already being exploited. To extend your (very bad) analogy, this is like protesting segregation never cleaning the colored bathrooms or something.

You know, I don’t even disagree with most of what you’re saying. I just think your frustrations could be a little better aimed. I apologize for calling you an asshole BTW.

“Ironic, tragic, but not unexpected...”