You realize that tipping culture is systemic in some industries, right? A server can’t just go to another restaurant that pays better; they all pay sub-minimum wage. And most restaurants can’t just pay more without a commensurate rise in food and beverage prices, which puts them at a competitive disadvantage (and…

Always in the wrong place at the wrong time...

Please don’t give Zack Snyder any ideas.

I can however assure you that the kid’s menu at my establishment cnontains 100% pure children.

Yup, my dad let me watch Alien when I was 5. Still scared of giant slimy penis monsters

Yeah, how the hell am I supposed to assault the other hobos with a plastic bottle?

Welp, that's it. He finally lost my vote.

No.

The only way to stop a bad guy with a banana is a good peanut butter jelly with a baseball bat.

That's exactly how I got through Batman V Superman.

I think as long as Adams is on the floor, the ball spacing will be excellent, if only because Draymon Green kicked them into different area codes.

I bet Texans are so annoyed they didn't come up with this first.

I fucking hate the Yankees and this is still funny.

I wish you'd tagged this SOCIALISMISM

When my kid was about two, we were on a several hour road trip. On a country road in the middle of nowhere, Mrs. Wendigo was asleep in the passenger seat. Due to the long period of quiet, I assumed Wendigo Jr. was asleep in the back seat, too. Then suddenly, from the back:

Neat! Now do shower curtain ghosting.

This certainly seems to support Jared Diamond’s hypothesis about the continents’ orientation guiding the progress of civilizations.

Photo negative of Baron Silas Greenback.

Broomghazi!

I find Jamie Sinclair at least quite easy to watch.