That’s ridiculous. Andy Kaufman is running for president on the republican ticket.

They are merely exchanging long protein strings. If you can think of a simpler way, I’d like to hear it.

Oh shit. That makes them the exact same age as Ivanka.

Get peed on a lot?

Would paying the 5 mil be a legal use of superPAC money?

Don’t blame me, I voted for Raquel.

That's the jam band, right?

As a Braves fan for all of John Rocker’s tenure I can't agree. He was really good but fuck that guy forever with a decommissioned battleship that is all rusty and has wasps’ nests due to neglect.

What?! Hook was great. As were Mrs Doubtfire and Liar Liar.

Just release chimps in the neighborhood! Problem solved!

If you can no longer find joy in dildo jokes I just feel bad for you man.

That’s a little heavy on the ‘heart-wrenching prison movies based on Steven King short stories’ genre.

Aye! I was definitely disappointed with the dearth of results after clicking on the ‘Sea Boar’ tag.

I read that as ‘all the dildos’ at first.

I dunno, I always thought the Twitter joke that nearly ruined Justine Sacco’s life would’ve been taken as a cuttingly funny acknowledgment of white privilege if it had come from say, Louis C.K. or Patton Oswald.

Forget it Randy, it’s Colorado.

I know a few folks from Laramie, Wyoming who frequently sing this whilst drankin’:

Makes u think.

Maybe it's a gross sex move, like a donkey punch or a Cincinnati bow tie.

Oops, didn’t scroll far enough to see your post. Bison too!