Yeah, I lived in Yellowstone for a while and we have a book called Death in Yellowstone: Accidents and Foolhardiness in the First National Park. It has to be updated every few years because folks keep dying. Turns out, nature has canyons and bears and hot springs and is just generally dangerous as fuck!

Yeah, I've used the raptors from Jurassic Park ever since I was a kid.

“Ironic, tragic, but not unexpected...”

Please don’t give Zack Snyder any ideas.

I can however assure you that the kid’s menu at my establishment cnontains 100% pure children.

Yeah, how the hell am I supposed to assault the other hobos with a plastic bottle?

Welp, that's it. He finally lost my vote.

No.

The only way to stop a bad guy with a banana is a good peanut butter jelly with a baseball bat.

That's exactly how I got through Batman V Superman.

I think as long as Adams is on the floor, the ball spacing will be excellent, if only because Draymon Green kicked them into different area codes.

I bet Texans are so annoyed they didn't come up with this first.

I fucking hate the Yankees and this is still funny.

I wish you'd tagged this SOCIALISMISM

Photo negative of Baron Silas Greenback.

Uhh... What the fuck?

One of them stabbed a guy to death the day after the highway craziness. But as far as I know they're fine now.

have you heard of these twins?

Nah I'm pretty sure it's gonna turn out that Trump is Andy Kaufman.

That’s completely fair.