But what if the penis is haunted now?

I actually saw one of these in the wild the other day.

Heh. When I first discovered Calvin and Hobbes as a kid, my mom drove a Civic hatchback, my dad drove a Rabbit, and my grandad drove a Chevette. I thought they were just sort of general issue parentmobiles.

This evening, reader Grant was looking for running shoes on Zappos when he stumbled upon what appeared to be a dong on the sole of some Nikes. He sent us a tip...

Brb gonna write some Venom fanfic.

You're bare in mind.

So glad I got a bushel of fuitbaskets on the ol’ work computer.

I love this show, but can we pretend the Uncle Grandpa crossover is non-canonical?

Why are you carrying a bag of dicks?

My first thought as well.

Also a Galactus duck(?) and maybe a Rainbow Dash sphinx(?) in there.

I hope we get to see this one day:

Jesus dude. Have a fucking star I guess.

I used to run a bank of sugar beet centrifuges. Pretty shitty job, but I had the fantastic title of ‘centrifugal operator.’ Which I intend to repurpose as my alias if I ever become an underground socially conscious hip hop artist.

All the more so when your first name is George and you love reading a book about Georgia.

They were merely exchanging long protein strands. If you can think of a simpler way, I’d like to hear it.

This list is garbage. Where the fuck is collard? Also Al should be 1.

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Absolutely everybody was talking about Lost, Battlestar Galactica, Star Wars, Batman and William Gibson’s novels.

So The Real Slim Shady was an explicit cry for help?