Probably tougher and leaner. People these days are like Kobe cows.

Plus Tilda is homophonic with tilde, the squiggly Spanish accent thing. So her casting is inclusive to Hispanics and the homophonic community. Diversity!

I’m assuming this all started with Star Trek III: The Search for Lou Reed

I actually did that though.

My favorite was Adruw Jones’ reply to the question ‘what did you next?’ while giving testimony on a situation involving two strippers:

Precious hamburgers?

As in Smush Parker?

I guess I could be. Unless Fox tries to claim me because I fought Wolverine a few times.

Kung Fu Pantless

... and Executioner.

Even better, the Negro League team was called the Black Crackers.

The name isn't intentionally controversial. It predates the Black Panther Party.

Especially when, given his visage, he has flagrantly and repeatedly engaged in relations with symbiotes and xenomorphs. Much more intimate and offensive than mere human sex organ interaction, which he clearly didn't even do.

I submit that suddenly finding the wall with your forehead mid butterfly stroke is worse (I have done both).

What if you're a person who eats other people?

There’s no denying that wombats are the superior marsupial. But I do have a soft spot for wallabies ever since a random guy I met at the liquor store let me pet the one that was peeking out of his coat. Which is a literal real thing that happened to me and not a sex joke.

Is that the bassist for Limp Bizkit?

I don’t know why y’all are casting aspersions in that new song, it is dope as fuck. Easily top five in the rapping children genre.

But then your wiener might touch the wall of the bowl or even dip into the poopwater, which is worse than death.

Well I was about to go to bed, but I really don’t want ‘Autoerotic Asphexiation Vienna Sausage Tentacle Pinocchio Porn’ to be the last thing on my mind or browser tonite.