My first thought as well.

I hope we get to see this one day:

Jesus dude. Have a fucking star I guess.

All the more so when your first name is George and you love reading a book about Georgia.

They were merely exchanging long protein strands. If you can think of a simpler way, I’d like to hear it.

This list is garbage. Where the fuck is collard? Also Al should be 1.

http://www.amazon.com/Hidden-Mix-Afr…

I’m assuming this all started with Star Trek III: The Search for Lou Reed

I actually did that though.

My favorite was Adruw Jones’ reply to the question ‘what did you next?’ while giving testimony on a situation involving two strippers:

Precious hamburgers?

As in Smush Parker?

Kung Fu Pantless

Even better, the Negro League team was called the Black Crackers.

The name isn't intentionally controversial. It predates the Black Panther Party.

Especially when, given his visage, he has flagrantly and repeatedly engaged in relations with symbiotes and xenomorphs. Much more intimate and offensive than mere human sex organ interaction, which he clearly didn't even do.

I submit that suddenly finding the wall with your forehead mid butterfly stroke is worse (I have done both).

What if you're a person who eats other people?

There’s no denying that wombats are the superior marsupial. But I do have a soft spot for wallabies ever since a random guy I met at the liquor store let me pet the one that was peeking out of his coat. Which is a literal real thing that happened to me and not a sex joke.

Is that the bassist for Limp Bizkit?