You’re wrong, but that’s absolutely what my berniebro self will choose to believe come vote time in November.

So why even bring it up, of all fucking things?

Why do so many big name GOP guys look like toxic avengers?

If you drop the ‘In-’ from invader and insidious you get Vader and Sidious. So for Jar Jar ... Darth Sipid? Darth Furiating? Darth Bred?

Things took a tragic turn when the cyclists began ordering products from an ACME catalogue in an effort to catch the speedy bird.

Facebook ghosts are scary as fuck.

This is my new favorite.

*Lede, I'm a dumbass

Not that I'm surprised that Cobb was a 600 year old baseball vampire, but you kinda buried the lead here didn’t you?

Fitting since petard and trump have both been euphemisms for fart (in France and England, respectively).

The first act is about running from your past/ problems; the third act is about confronting them head on. The fact that they are mirrored or bookended is no accident. The third act shows how at every turn it is more difficult, with higher stakes, and a more profoundly satisfying pay off: redemption.

This sounds like wise advice but I wonder how you achieved such wisdom?

Well now I know what Meatloaf was talking about.

A jawn is a chingadera.

Thank you! I actually did know about the move, but wonkette just hates my browser.

Damn I miss BCO.

No love for Defendor?

Dick Trickle?

... I don't think that's what costume porn means. Not gonna google to check tho.

Same.