I meant ‘double’ but I like doodle better.

On fleek.

Always doodle penis vagina truthers.

Yeah, I just watched it with my 6 year old. Oops.

Whoa, people actually watched The Hangover 2?

Mass Coronal Ejection

Since you said it, how about a Guilded Lily?

Maybe consciousness can take up residence in a field of neutrinos.

Not a bear, but as a fellow woodland creature what eats people, I am an ally. Guy Pearce should’ve won a Oscar for Ravenous.

BBC has an app called Geoguessr where you are plopped onto a real-life Google Streetview coordinate at a completely random place on earth. You then toggle around and using whatever clues you can divine from your surroundings guess where you are. Closer you reckon (by km) more points you get. I waste a huge amount of…

I have the weirdest boner right now. Well, the second weirdest actually.

I would definitely convert.

Idk what the hell happened to this guy, but I call dibs on the EXPLODED ABRASION TESTICLE band name.

I think anytime a person does or says something awesome, you can say ‘[person’s name] FTW!’

For the win.

I thought it was ‘fuck the world’ for a long time and so used it at completely inappropriate times.

I think this kid just copied the lyrics to a Beck song.

He’s Andy Kaufman.

“People said I was dumb, but I proved them!”