@stephenasmith

This kind of column highlights pretty much the only redeemable aspect of Mushnick. Give him enough rope, and he knows exactly what to do.

You will notice that this is essentially just a list of things to do in Mexico, rather than Cinco de Mayo-related things to do in Mexico. That might be because CINCO DE MAYO IS NOT MEXICO'S INDEPENDENCE DAY and the majority of Mexicans don't care about it that much

It really seems like the media is at fault for this story blowing up. Sure, Roby should take responsibility for his actions. Still, we can't say with any certainty why he failed the field sobriety test. Maybe he was tired. Maybe he's really bad at reciting the alphabet. But I think I speak for everyone when I ask,…

But... he's still a molester, right?

If there's grass on the field, eat it.

If you ask for The Dwight Howard Treatment at the spa, it just means there's no happy endings.

Yes, and perhaps you have heard that English language use and context has shifted somewhat in the more than 300 years since that was written.

that's the most buzz baseball's had in tampa since the '08 series.

Dickson: [lies on ground]

Oh please, watch me play the world's smallest violin.

Seems appropriate that B. Quinn ended up marrying A. Sac.

The idea is that the comments system will eventually improve and be a lot better than the old one; for that to happen, at some point you just have to go with it and figure out what does and doesn't work for people.

mightierthanthesword

Just posted.

On a serious note, is there actually a positive relationship between the staffs of Gawker entities and Nick Denton? It seems like everyone openly antagonizes him, while he just sits back and makes sure the targets are hit and the lights stay on. To be clear, I'm not even talking about messing with Kinja (or even its…

Woodson: [pops champagne] [pours a glass] [takes a huge gulp] [spits it out] THIS IS ROOM TEMP!

Some clubs were buyers, and some clubs were sellers at the deadline, but for some reason, Tim Thomas bristled at the question of whether he was happy to become a member of the Dallas buyers' club.

Damn, right before pitchers and catheters were scheduled to report, too.