I never got a star. Read more
You forgot the NBA champion Raptors.
I still quote Crazy Vaclav, from the Place of Automobiles. “Put it in H!”
Find your soul mate, Homer.
That was hilarious. I was like, oh hey it’s Kristen Schaal. And wait, is that Tilda Swinton? Then it just fucking snowballed. Read more
OH GREAT, another berth. Just what the Rivers household needs!
“Actually, I’m choosing to die upon this knoll, thank you”
I wonder what Andrew Raycroft was doing last night.
Urena Misses Target, Hits Shower
I misread a tennis score early on Sunday morning so I will set myself on fire and shame. My unending apologies.
Richardson was apparently very disappointed to learn he had to sell the whole team rather than each player individually.
Hayward Just In Time With His Release Of Tuesday Afternoon. Utahans Turn From Jazzed to Moody Blues.
That was pretty ridiculous, but Mae Young did give birth to a hand.
Try to maintain the separation as long as possible. My wife and I have been together for about 8 years (although most of that was spent dating), and I refuse to acknowledge her dog as also mine. Read more
“You’re telling me!” Read more
He owes me five dollars.
i would hope that all the girls softball teams were unseeded
There is light at the end of the tunnel. It is just a very long tunnel. Read more
Wow, this guy just can’t stop killing people.