Really. Spy and BOTH Jump Streets but no Anchorman or Team America.

“I don’t care. And it’s part of me, that I don’t care. And I’ve thought about that a lot. And I don’t know what to tell you, man. I just don’t care.”

Fuck that low hanging fruit bullshit.

If this movie doesn't include a scene of someone saying "hello, Maestro, how about a beer?" then the whole thing is a huge waste of time...

Mayor of Boston Loki

No.  Because it’s not Mister Rimjob. It’s Mister Rimjobs’ Neighborwood. Notice the placement of the apostrophe. Mister Rimjob is hacky.  Mister Rimjobs is art.

Tsai is Taiwanese-Canadian. Of course not everyone of Taiwanese descent has a monolithic view of mainland China and its politics. But Taiwan is also a disputed territory over which the PRC claims sovereignty. Wouldn’t those same 1.4 billion Chinese people in his explanation be outraged according to him if the status…

It’s not that it’s in the report. And maybe it would have come out anyway - like you said, public record. It’s that the unidentified source felt the need to disclose it to the Post that bugs me.

This isn’t on you, it’s news and you gotta go with what’s reported, and fuck I hate being serious in a deadspin comment after all these years. But I think it sucks that the cops released the “peed himself” info. I don’t think it adds any necessary context to his situation and unless he wanted it out there to…

I don't think that is a driveway dude, I think that's the sidewalk.

“even with Durant likely on the bench for the entirety of this upcoming season thanks to the addition of Kyrie Irving.”

“Invent yourself some underpants” guy or “the finger thing means the taxes” guy or the phony Pope who can be recognized by his high top sneakers and incredibly foul mouth.

Wait, so you’re saying the literal 4.5 hours I spent today watching L&O reruns before work today was a waste of time?

“This ring is internally flawless”

WTF kind of name is Jandice?  Is that Janice with a D?  Jaundice minus the U?  

How are we glossing over the fact that he owns an Amazing Fantasy 15?  That’s a half-million-dollar comic.  

Not that I’m complaining, because I’ve always ENVIED your writing. But you’re officially Andy Rooney.

Nah, sometimes game show fuckups are fun. Like when I did this:

This is a stunning move for a teensy team with an estimated revenue of just $258 million, as Jon Heyman notes encouragingly

The foot chase in Point Break when Swayze throws a live pitbull at Keanu is the greatest chase in movie history.