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Police have not said whether the bag was a sack with a big dollar sign on it.

Actually the biggest skeleton bad boy is Biggie Smalls.

Poor thing must be off his axis to fall to Russia like that.

God, those Russians are so incompetent. How are they going to get her to the hospital without a 3rd person to aim the slingshot?

There shouldn't be a problem with these shared bedrooms, as long as the players remember to hang a shootout on the outside of the doorknob when necessary.

If you weren't the world's first Canadian Great Dane enthusiast, we'd have a real problem.

Pilot: "And, if you look to your right, you'll see the beautiful sights of Washington."

[turns left knob]

Well, he was like that when I got here.

curl story, bro

So that's what happened to the WinAmp visualizer.

in response, Russia has sentenced their graphic designer to 10 years hard labor.

11th hour deals are so unnecessary. The easiest way to drop a Phoenix is a speedball and a trip to the Viper Room

Snuka maintained she had accidentally fallen on a highway.

"Oh come on. I only jumped on her from the bottom turnbuckle."

"This is not slavery, therefore it seems pretty okay" is a spectacularly dumb argument.

"120 pounds," quoth the Ravens. "Nevermore."

it didn't quite capture the soup-to-nuts seediness

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