Dr. Strangelove was a Nazi. The Nazi jokes made people laugh.

Pressed to explain the apparent discrepancy, Pakhomov explained "well, shit, yeah, our taverns are a bunch of fucking fags."

Fair enough — you were far more objective than the initial commenter. And we (the idiots here) actually discuss these issues quite frequently. What would appear on the surface to be a bunch of apes making bad one-liners is actually a bunch of apes making bad one-liners that were horrible one-liners before editing.

I'd be surprised if anything I say could ever minimize what happened here, or reinforce any social dynamics, but perhaps I'll never know.

I'm not challenging your belief that my joke was brainless, mean, unnecessary, or whatever — those are your opinions to hold, and I can't deny them. (You may even be right, what the hell do I know.)

In no way did I suggest that my joke is as good as either of those works of art. If we're going to require that level of quality for someone to make a comment, no one would ever comment.

There's nothing funny about Nazi Germany or World War II, which is why no one wrote anything funny or made any funny movies about it.

"It felt pretty good to lay out Charles like that."

Wow, she went with the Detroit mullet: vacant, graffitied business on the left, overgrown disgusting piece of property on the right.

One hopes that this will not only continue, but expand into other sports. If our few commenters of the female persuasion here on Deadspin are any indicator then we can look forward to getting some perspectives from a different angle on occasion. It would be nice to hear some commentary that varies from the same old…

You'd think if any fans were going to accept more than one woman on the job, it would be the BYU faithful.

Ugh, why all the goddamn fuss over a little green?"

Half the IHOP waitresses in America know a thing or two about Tiger Woods making an approach for the hole and then leaving quickly.

Amen to both, and what you did wasn't that stupid.

Bear: *climbs tree*

Bear: "Hey, buddy! What did the five fingers say to the... what did the five claws say... what did the paw...

This bear is not as chilled as that other bear.

She's overcome so many hurdles to get to this point. Well, except for that last one in Beijing.

That's fine. You just keep putting up barriers. And Lolo Jones will keep knocking them down.

For Christ's sake, quit hectoring him.