Jason Coy: [Goes 20 yards downfield in the air before getting killed]
Paul DePodesta: Gather ‘round boys. Cody, Josh, Robert, I don’t think it’s working out. We’re going to make a change. This doesn’t mean we don’t still love you.

Whoa. Warrirors.

“Knight? Check. Students? Check. Testicles? Check. Blimey, cycling really doesn’t get any respect as a macho sport.”

Warrirors Come Out, Can’t Play

Let’s not. I’m still getting over losing my weekly Settlers of Cattanasonic tournament last night.

Twatergate

Oh god. I’ve been disgusted for so many years now I don’t know how I’m going to be able to cope with a not terrible Leafs team... it’s a very foreign feeling.

Serious question: Was this imposed on the women’s team? Were they asked to volunteer to train with these guys? Did they make the suggestion themselves? I only ask because I know some badass women who would JUMP at the opportunity to school a couple of neanderthals on how douchey they are. Just wondering which is…

Check it out though. All those people circled in green are looking down at the same spot below where she was standing, even getting the old side-eye from Backwards-Grey-Cap-And-Specs. And Brown Dude who would be in the seat next to hers to the left of the spot (which would be her right) has a big old grin on his…

Alicia Machado

“I am going down in the boat with Ryan Fitzpatrick.”

“I’m glad the ball cleared the wall safely, but for me a home run begins at connection.”

Tebow+Talent=Philip Rivers.

Maybe if he’d kept his Large White Ass out of the sun it would have been more coherent about the US’s nuclear policy this evening...

GG Allin.

First the Rams are battered on the field. Then this judge closes the door on their attempt to weasel out of paying PSL refunds. Barring the gate showing some major profits, they’re in some serious trouble with their stocks. And once some more CTE claims start rearing their heads, the floodgates may open.

In fairness I never did like Akron.

“Better a stuck door than a shrinking window.”

Shirk informed me the finished product was less inflammatory than some of the ideas that were put on the table.