Horton Fears He's Through

Keep in mind "college-aged men" includes the Brigham Youngs of the world.

A Marchment taking responsibility for a cheap shot. Wonders never cease.

"You can't be a Nazi and coach kids hockey,"

Avery strikes me as more of a movie guy than someone suited to the stage. His blocking is terrible.

I lost my virginity in Cleveland. I was 15 and she was 21 and it was under this big tent they had set up for commencement on a field at Case Western. Based on that limited sample size, yes, I believe Cleveland to be a fantastic city.

Hey man, he's got fiiiive kids to feed.

It's being reported that Dan Snyder insisted on McCoy due to Snyder's affinity for deforestation.

Well, he always has a job with Vivid.

When I was maybe four I chugged a quarter of a bottle of my dad's cologne because my tiny brain made the highly logical leap from "smells good" to "must taste good." There was significant emesis.

We Are Partial (To Ass Shots)

Is that true? I thought with the Pryor suspension, he was pretty much making up those rules as he went along...

Over/under on number of games Goodell suspends him to start his career if he is drafted?

What the fuck kind of traffic update is "Too many!" ?

I've met and fostered relationships with a couple of Canadian blacks in my life

A Blimp On The Radar: The Pablo Sandoval Story

Phelps Pool Suspension Does Not Dissolve Olympic Hopes

"There's no question about it," A's owner Charles O. Finley intones at one point. "It's the worst thing that has ever happened to baseball."

80,000 Ohio State fans are going to go home empty handed. I doubt the Wizard has that many spares.

Yeah but two current bills up before the statehouse looking to more strictly regulate hot dog ingredients statewide and to increase the tax rate on the production of movies by local filmmakers ought to take care of a lot of that...