Really? Are there any reports anywhere of him being a locker room cancer? Of him not listening to coaches? Of him playing me-first on the ice? Of him fighting teammates? Of him partying too much to the point where it affects his fitness or ability to be 100% at game time? Of him doing anything besides being…

Pleather you dick I actually thought that was an acrostic. I even tried pronouncing it out loud. Thanks for making me use my brain when it wasn't warranted.

Bad News Brown just Low-Income-Subsidized-Housing-Project-Blastered in his grave.

I bet it looked fantastic in Thornton's head though.

"So that's why Wes left!"

Oh yeah?

"Wow! Two birds with one stone! Where's the equipment manager?"

Much appreciated Erg.

Oh and if anyone has Sidespin posting ability and wants to share it over there I'd appreciate it.

Hey so I wrote a counterpoint to the Canada First post and why I think the whole Canada First movement is dumb on my personal Kinja blog if anyone feels like meandering over there to give it a read.

This is true. Garvrilo Princip was a real stickler for the proper spelling of his favourite Vietnamese soup.

"Yes, customer service? I'd like to return this so-called 'Magic Lamp'..."

"On second thought, send the shortest girl you have."

Unfortunately for Turley, he had to spend a lot of energy dealing with stupid bullshit

But how will Brian Gionta play without a jersey for the rest of the New York series?

The head then nodded toward the visitors' bullpen and shouted "sic semper Aroldis!"

ugh nevermind

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"Hey, don't look at us. We weren't behind the strategy this time."