I live in Mexico, which means I objectively have access to some of the best Mexican food in the world. Still, every now and then I'd give my right arm for Taco Bell or Chipotle, because they're not Mexican food, they're Taco Bell and Chipotle.

He owns them

I doubt it was hard to get him he owns like 4000 minor league baseball teams.

Seppy slayed in Qatar

"That's it, tell Dre the off is sale!"

Tensed situation.

When I was visiting Isla Holbox with my wife we ate at this place called Raices. And let me tell you, that shit was for real!

Should have left the clubhouse renovations to the professionals, Matt.

"They ought to change the club's name, don't you think?"

You'll get labeled anti-semetic for even thinking about it.

Seriously. I live in Mexico, it's a nothing day here. Also they don't let you climb Chichen Itza anymore.

In response, Winnipeg just signed an aging Russ Tamblyn.

Not to belabour a commonly made point, but the First Amendment gives you freedom of speech, not freedom from consequences of that speech. As long as he's not being locked up for saying what he said, there's no First Amendment issue here.

I'd wonder how I'd traveled back in time to 1973.

I don't think there's that much Valtrex left in the world.

McNabb wanted to demonstrate to the Cards that he could still look off a safety while on TV and this was the only way he could get their attention.

This is a good point too, although I'm from a big city so I don't know if what you're saying would apply to a small town as it did for me.

Completely non-troll statement, but the last sentence (pre-block quote) of this post seems highly, perhaps irresponsibly speculative. Is there any evidence anywhere that there were signs that were overlooked? I just don't like that "perhaps." "Perhaps" space aliens invaded the kid's brain and made him do it. Is…

Dude. Seriously. A show that aired last night and you give out a plot point without a spoiler alert? Pretty uncool, man.

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