It's true, they were unfair - men ALWAYS had to be the skins when they scrimmaged.

I'm sorry but automatically discounted for not having Kate as most annoying. This is my impression of Kate: "What? You don't want me to come along? It's because I'm a woman isn't it? Oh wait, it's not, no one disputes how tough I am, it has everything to do with the fact that I always come along and I always end…

"PUT YOUR CHECKBOOK AWAY!!"
- New York Mets

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Considering it's an organization that includes both Warren Sapp and, presumably, a craft services table, I'm surprised Davis isn't more used to this...

All part of Sheldon Adelson's secret plan to wrest control of the NCAA tournament media narrative by trademarking the phrase "Ides of Insanity"

For once I wish Harbaugh wouldn't take every opportunity to shame another coach. Andy Reid is doing the best that he can.

36 In & 36 Out

[meh]

Their sex life should be decent considering the expertise Quinn possesses in mimicking motionless horizontal apparati and Sacramone's agility on same.

[meh that's pretty well covered in the article anyway]

I thought Jared already lost 175 pounds of redundant weight...

I know it was Gawker-specific but was that insider piece yesterday run by him at all before it was published or was it just posted?

Boy have you been going to the wrong "masseuse," Samer...

Sucks to lose your last straw while there's still Snow around...

Funnily enough this is also what a Habs contract negotiation room looks like if Gionta arrives first and can't find any phone books.

Fisher Not Capsized In Finnegan's Wake

feldman with better looks but less of a pulse.

(If you're too young to remember, back in 1994 you could figure out pretty quickly if you liked someone based on whether he or she was a Pulp Fiction person or a Forrest Gump person. This was also the Hoop Dreams snub year.) …

Nah he denied it, and besides if I was going to look at any Mentor for that it would be Sickie Wifebeater