this excrescence

"He has a flattering body."

I don't know about shade, but he could definitely cast some glare if only he'd take that headband off.

That's okay, once the No Child Left Behind state-by-state rankings are released, everything will even out.

[meh]

When you've employed Milton Bradley, Carlos Zambrano and Starlin Castro, big dicks hardly even register as unfortunate, let alone negative or despicable.

+1 Robin Williams

Would certainly explain why the Colts decided to stick with Chuck Pagano.

The last time it took someone six months to run a lap I ended up having to run 10k every September.

[no]

"Spun a wheel and only broke her ankle? Cadela."

Sirgiorgio Sanford Clardy is serving a 100-year prison sentence for, in part, stomping a john with his Air Jordans

Not Pictured: The rolling corpse of Charles Lindbergh.

Pictured: Rob Johnson continues to await an open receiver.

Who knew "Luol Deng" was Dinka for "Bag of Balls?" Learn something new every day.

It's not the point though. I'm just saying if Auburn had managed to hold FSU on that last drive they couldn't have kicked to tie, whereas even if they'd missed the two a touchdown would have won either way. They had everything to gain by trying for two and literally nothing to lose.

Okay but even still I see no advantage to being down by one instead of down by two, I still don't understand why they wouldn't try for two.

Okay so FSU won, but can someone explain to me why they went for only 1 at 19? Because that seemed really stupid to me...

[meh]