It's going to be hard to win the new Press Your Luck when every stop is a Whammy.

John McCain: We need stronger border security!

I bought that Taro T. card when I was in middle school. The next day my brother died in a horrible ice fishing accident. Never fuck with the dark arts.

Man that's a reversal. It's usually Gus Johnson's viewers who find themselves staring into a gaping hole.

+1

[shit that game was on Sunday. Nevermind.]

Yeah, uh, whoosh.

Shortly after viewing this episode Holyfield enrolled his septum in Marcus Bachmann's camp.

and four streetball players

Colin Kaepernick Is Cold-Blooded

Um... Thanks for the tip?

Um, good for you. I'll obviously still win the reading comprehension competition.

Also dumb you are.

Wow...are you kidding me? Are you actually this stupid?

Shit. It's getting old telling all of you how dumb you are.

Man, did every stupid person in the world read my post? You are dumb.

You should probably not have any children because they will undoubtedly also be stupid.

Holy shit you're stupid.

You also are very stupid.

Hey, moron, it's a pun on his last name. Don't be an asshole while also being stupid.