You are very stupid.

I yell 'Roll Tide' when I eff my cousin

Flaming stupidity?

Dieudonné is obviously just jealous that he's God Given instead of God Chosen.

The internet is making me sad today.

Oh my god.

I think this dispute was settled when the commenter in question put finger to keyboard, or translated thought into action, or processed oxygen into carbon dioxide for the first time.

And thus ended the NFL's Retired Player Order Picker Work Placement Program.

You're right. I'm the idiot in this two man conversation you and I are having. You have proven that definitively. I bow to you, good sir.

I really, really want to pee in your mouth. Can we arrange that?

You misspelled dodo. Wow.

No. I was being completely serious. No man has ever gotten drunk and fought another man at a sporting event. You are delusional if you believe otherwise. You should consider psychiatric treatment, because you imagine things to be that aren't actually real.

Paul Finebaum Eats His Words After Picking Bama

See? This is why women should NOT be allowed to watch football. No man would ever get hammered and attack an opposing fan like that. All that estrogen only leads to drunken stadium brawls. It's science, man.

[smoked by everyone]

No, people are really extra stupid because they're on deadspin taking comments seriously.

To get away from the back and forth on this for a second, I would really, truly like to say, with one hundred per cent seriousness, and after years of lurking and months of commenting, that this is, by far, my favourite Deadspin comment of all time. And that's in a world with EMS's "crossing the T" joke. I might…

My guess is they just assumed Perkins would be standing around in the middle of whatever it is they were trying to do anyway.

I would argue that if you've infected someone you've most certainly affected that person.

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