Fuck. I very much regret opening this particular can of worms...

"It's a long way to the top!"

If the Angels want to pay fair market value for Trout, about $1.85/lb.

[meh]

Just lamenting the plight of the steelworkers of America

Misled by the aluminum roof's resemblance to tin, the cat was simply looking for a place to warm his feet.

Hah that's why I quoted. Thanks!

Tom Wilson of the Washington Capitals took Flyers forward Brayden Schenn after the game

Dear Nicholas,

Funny, every time I spend any time weaving around on the left-hand side of the yellow line I end up losing my licence.

In Quebec they call cops "dogs" ("chiens")

The only balloons keeping Ditka up are periodic angioplasties

Josh McCown: One minute we were on the field practicing, the next minute we were in the shower, holding hands. This is certainly unexpected.

"St. Jetersburg" is the name of Derek Jeter's Florida home.

In that vein:

The Rebagliati link isn't working, btw.

[meh]

Groove Is In Endless Repetition And Sound Footwork

She's alright.

[made more sense in my head]