Shit I love this record.

"Fucking squareheads. I knew dis all de time."

Dude. Sonic youth. As in the team Eddie Vedder liked in his youth. It's a shitty pun. But it's not sanskrit. Jesus.

Meh, amateur video only counts as famemaking if Ray J's or Rick Salomon's cock is involved.

If Patty Hearst is your celebrity bar then I'm not sure I can take your suggestion to heart.

That's the same reason I showed up. Is it wipeboard? I always thought whiteboard. Maybe I've been wrong this whole time. I'm questioning everything now...

And that shinning light under the door

Exactly! Look at Rousey - she skipped right past the domain of men and right into the Marvel Universe....

um, woosh

No, semantic nitpicking, as if using a common rhetorical device like "Russia, the country that etc. etc." was some sort of political statement about how America is perfect, is beneath you.

I dunno if anyone's still up but holy crap the annoying pedant brigade is out in full force tonight...

IT'S LATE AT NIGHT AND I'M BORED AND NOT GETTING LAID AGAIN SO IMMA TELL IT STRAIGHT! SAM EIFLING USES WORDS LIKE "THE" TO PROVE THAT HE THINKS AMERICA IS MORALLY SUPERIOR TO THE COUNTRY THAT BROUGHT US KROKODIL AND STALIN. WHAT A FUCKING TOOL. BLAH BLAH BLAH I'M REPRESSED AND SPEND MY EVENINGS ON SPORTS BLOGS…

Um yeah... not the two teams I was referring to...

Goodbye, Midwest. Hello, two teams in Los Angeles.

Every grunge kid romanticizes their Sonic youth, but the truth remains they mostly weren't very good.

In about 5 years I'm going to see ALMOST the exact same picture through my window when I pull up to a traffic light in Miami.

I guess he thought it would be nice if he could touch her body.

Paternos familias ad iudicium

I like going for pinpoint accuracy

Yeah bars with ice in the urinals are fantastic. I feel like the world's grossest X-Man.