Note to self:
If I ever want to demonstrate compression artifacts, show video of dense flowers in the foreground with a nearly static but high contrast background.

They’ll figure it out when they start hatching.

I think you can play the Tennis Game without looking up from the VMU.

The dream cast memory card was so ahead of its time. I remember playing NFL 2K on it and you were able to select your plays on the memory card so your opponent had no idea what type of play you were trying to run. Genius 

A giraffe has never beaten me up or called me a faggot.

But according to The Root, we’re supposed to be rooting for Mayweather because McGregor is a racist. What do we do now?

I just wish they would stop rapping and tapping on my chamber door because im weak and weary and trying to a nap.

wonder whats the brand

So it took CNN just a few days to find a random poster on the internet who made a gif. Yet in the 6 or so months that the Russia story has been out there CNN hasn’t found any evidence that there is any truth to it...

Wow, major spoiler right in the post’s title. Thanks a lot.

Good luck, fearless crusader. Report back with any news of lumps, forehead ears.

I can barely afford rent, much less furnishings, so that’s not a problem.

I live in an apartment. Is that going to be a problem?

I just sort of skimmed the article, but I think I got the gist of it.

1. Ironic that a “journalist” (note the use of scare quotes) such as you cannot properly form the plural of “word,” even in a sentence concerning a journalism professor.

Hell, I have a Google OnHub and I know exactly how much data my Echo is uploading to Amazon:

A 20$ whiteboard vs a ~200$ echo? It’s the kind of gadget where I would have to try harder to find useful ways to use it rather than trying to find ways to replace it.