It’s safe to say that unlike the dam, the theory that it can be destroyed doesn’t hold water.

32 is an impressive age to compete at an olympic caliber in swimming. Not so impressive to be a drunken, alley pissing vandal at 32. Fit, dumb and stupid is no way to go through life. Nah, he probably has it pretty good.

Jeaheez Mom! Now my friends have to stay in Brazilian jail, thanks a lot. Also, I don’t even like the cherry fruit roll ups you got me, you’re the worst!

Yes, he was a pathological liar who ruined the lives of many people (a masseuse, a reporter, several former teammates, a former teammate’swife) by going scorched earth.

Yeah, it’s soooo much better. I honestly wish they’d stop hiding this stuff on the secret menus here.

Yeah. But if you are from the West, if you don’t think it’s gross at least at first, you’re most likely lying. Even to yourself.

Uh, yea, it’s totally different... and much better.

Keanu knows that feel, bro.