These are not the 72 virgins they were expecting.

Monogrammed microwaves.

Maybe if we’re lucky, next year will see Kara in front of the Shade Court backdrop, captioned

She proceeds to explain to him that only a hamburger contains meat, and that a cheeseburger is vegetarian. She says she knows this because she has been to McDonald’s in London literally *hundreds* of times in the last few years, and that a cheeseburger is always vegetarian when she orders one!

C.A. is a fucking class act.

A woman named Angela Kipp

Since this bar is suddenly rather lonely, may I buy you a drink?

How fucking miserable do you have to be to do this? Faith is supposed to make you a better, kinder, more loving & open minded person. Faith is NOT supposed to turn you into a diet-tyrant prude who goes around telling others what they should be afraid of & hate. Between this & the insane clown posse debate on Wednesday…

KAZOOOOOS!

Eh, just like religion and vegetarianism the atheists you want to hang out with are the ones for whom it’s just a part of who they are instead of something they wave around in order to feel superior to everyone else.

We need a mandatory high school class in workers rights in this country. Like the year that you’re eligible to work you attend a class where they talk about minimum wage, hourly pay and wage theft, sexual harassment, workplace injuries and your rights in regards to them, and all the other crap that can happen on the…

I watched the whole thing and I feel like I’ve been violated in some way.

My face through the entire butt video:

I don’t want to be the wet blanket on the snark, but there is nothing wrong with taking some classes as a middle aged adult person. Especially if it’s something you are interested in.

I just had the saddest Cup-a-Soup the world has ever known :(

When you come from a position of privilege, being treated like everyone else seems like persecution.

Yeah, but Moriarty.

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