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Agreed.

  • Khloe Kardashian is going to start cleaning her dishwasher, which I don’t understand. [People]

Here’s a thing I’ve been trying lately: make a fist and squeeze your thumb thusly (at left).

Awesome! I think that would have worked for me (Leonard0/TMNT/etc.) except this was in 1974. My only Leonardo role model was DaVinci, and no one thought he was cool.

Yes, it is, dear. My best coping mechanisms have been:

Oh, my family bullied me about my small tits for years (they ALL have the nose, so they had to shut up about that). Now I’m the only one who doesn’t have banana boobs or giant grooves in my shoulders from bra straps. I just laugh at them now. Bastards.

As someone who was nicknamed “Leonardo the Retardo” in grade school, I know how names and bullying can hurt. That was 40 years ago, and I still deal daily with repercussions of feelings of worthlessness when my performance is anything but stellar/perfect.

I assumed he was.

Nice.

HA! My daughter and I call that “Peak Legolas,” and measure all other CGI bizarro action by that metric.

Ah. So THAT’S where the chicken wing comment came from.

You may always feel like a young person. I think we always feel like our “best selves,” regardless of chronological age. If your best self was 20-something, then you may always feel that way.

Me.

Oooh! I’m putting that into my go-to list of insult descriptors, along with thundertwunt and twatwaffle.

My favorite parts of the pic are 1)the Cyberskin pussy/ass combos-front AND rear entry!-to Farrah’s left; apparently they vibrate as well. 2) The various pumps on the wall. I never knew so many things could have suction applied for pleasure... 3) Photobomb lady. She gets it.

Also, back in the old days (80s-90s) nobody really gave a rat’s ass what happened during frat hazing or other activities... Animal House was a bit fresher in the minds of college-age dudes as something to aspire to. (Thank you sir! May I have another!)

Forget cards, forget magnets and forget those handmade trinkets that were OOAK on Etsy for your save-the-dates. The old methods of reminding your friends when you're getting hitched are not just déclassé, they're embarrassing, and unless you make an action movie for your STD, your loved ones might just choose to send