There is no possible way to survive as a biological creature w/o killing things and causing suffering. If you actually can’t deal with it, I suggest seeking skilled psychological help, before you are overcome with grief because your immune system killed off all those millions of peace-loving bacteria you got infected…

I use every tool at my disposal.

As a very mediocre white man, can I get some of that confidence too? Because it’s been a long time since I believed in myself.

Don’t bother with the dishwasher cleaner. Vinegar does the same thing. Put a cup of vinegar in the top rack and run a cycle.

That’s why the best scene in the movie is “GRENADE!”

When I was 10 I took the city bus home from the shopping center on a bright, sunny day in late August. As usual the bus was super crowded so I wasn’t sitting which was fine with me because I like to stand. Suddenly, I faintly smelled these wonderful scents : a perfume and aftershave as a couple passed behind me. The…

There’s no way Fresh Choice isn’t the name of the section with the sad prepackaged wraps inside a gas station.

Breaking news: People Have Been Weird Since Day One.

Seriously *all* celebrities are thirsty. (As are all humans - it’s human nature).

It’s really just a silly meme to dehumanize people for showing enthusiasm about anything - (started by the “dead inside” demographic).

Lol. I’m so gonna steal “freedom units.”

I’m a scientist, so I constantly have to convert back and forth between the metric system and freedom units.

So, wait, in this analogy Disney is the state? That buys children from their negligent parents?

Yes, but George, when you ruin your children, sometimes the state has to take them away from you for their own welfare.

AS WELL IT SHOULD BE.

what ever is on clearance in TJMaxx.

I think we should get Geraldo Rivera to televise, live, the opening. (Only the olds here will get this reference.)

My money’s on a strangely light-skinned, white-haired mummy.

We find out it’s filled with grain and Ben Carson lets out a long, soporific, chuckle.

In fairness they tried to arrest Bruce but he was nowhere to be found.

I would also submit that Pinkham was the hero we deserve.