C.A. is a fucking class act.

A woman named Angela Kipp

How fucking miserable do you have to be to do this? Faith is supposed to make you a better, kinder, more loving & open minded person. Faith is NOT supposed to turn you into a diet-tyrant prude who goes around telling others what they should be afraid of & hate. Between this & the insane clown posse debate on Wednesday…

KAZOOOOOS!

Eh, just like religion and vegetarianism the atheists you want to hang out with are the ones for whom it’s just a part of who they are instead of something they wave around in order to feel superior to everyone else.

We need a mandatory high school class in workers rights in this country. Like the year that you’re eligible to work you attend a class where they talk about minimum wage, hourly pay and wage theft, sexual harassment, workplace injuries and your rights in regards to them, and all the other crap that can happen on the…

I watched the whole thing and I feel like I’ve been violated in some way.

My face through the entire butt video:

I don’t want to be the wet blanket on the snark, but there is nothing wrong with taking some classes as a middle aged adult person. Especially if it’s something you are interested in.

I just had the saddest Cup-a-Soup the world has ever known :(

When you come from a position of privilege, being treated like everyone else seems like persecution.

“Elphabalowjob”

Canada’s answer to Ibiza

I will never understand why people own sunglasses that are expensive enough that their theft would be a felony. I guess it’s because I lose or break mine so much that I buy them at the dollar store, but still.

I love Stephen, but that Tweet was a bad dad joke. (Unless he was making fun of bad dad jokes).

I’m torn on this. I want to know, too. But it’s a classy and bigger-person-than-you move to keep it private.

And people are still blaming what happened to those innocent people on mental illness. White people must be humanized at all costs. Notice that when the police found him, they gave him a vest and didn’t handcuff him. The life of a white man who kills black people has value but the life of a black child who holds a…

All the stars for you. They’re vajazzles

Texas

“how am i supposed to eat my french fries?”