I will never understand why people own sunglasses that are expensive enough that their theft would be a felony. I guess it’s because I lose or break mine so much that I buy them at the dollar store, but still.

I love Stephen, but that Tweet was a bad dad joke. (Unless he was making fun of bad dad jokes).

I’m torn on this. I want to know, too. But it’s a classy and bigger-person-than-you move to keep it private.

And people are still blaming what happened to those innocent people on mental illness. White people must be humanized at all costs. Notice that when the police found him, they gave him a vest and didn’t handcuff him. The life of a white man who kills black people has value but the life of a black child who holds a…

All the stars for you. They’re vajazzles

Opinions vary, of course, but I don’t think there’s a better B-Actor among the current crop of folks making movies, and Big Trouble in Little China is nothing if not a gloriously, unapologetic “B” movie.

This week, I got a pixie cut— up until now, my hair was about mid-back length. It feels so liberating!

(I was looking specifically for an “all right hair, it’s time to face your doom” Azula gif, but I couldn’t find one, so ugh, whatever, this one’s close)

Texas

Tenants? Or tenets :)

I’m not exactly a fashionista but can we talk for a second about Chrissy’s outfit at the BBMAs? Is it just me or does she look phenomenal

“how am i supposed to eat my french fries?”

I couldn’t care less if women (or men) have cosmetic surgery. It’s their body which they are making decisions and choices about. Good for them.

I actually wrote the comment specifically hoping it would ruin your life. My work here is done.

I’m already in that coven, and always have been. You would not believe how I got teased in my teen years. Well guess who looks good for her years now, bitches!

Peppercorn guy really buried the lede there. An 1815 Canadian fur trade themed wedding? Photos or it didn’t happen.

I hope your asshole writes a bestseller countering all of your dick’s accusations, and that the two of them become embroiled in a decades-long media feud.

This one, for example: