I've decided that my new extreme end payment, similar to all the tea in China is "All the Dicks in Glory Hole Canyon"

Luke Evans is welcome to have a starring role in my pants any day.

Did you know that Luke Evans can sing? Of course he can. He's gay.

this comment wins "The Gawker Media....um I Dunno What, but Dammit It Should Just Win Something" award.

True, I don't blame her for going with everybody's mispronunciation instead.

Yet finding the clitoris is still a mystery to so many men, even the scientists...

Hey, Midwesterners have a hard lot. They have to deal with people occasionally saying mean things about Hot Dish. Truly, it is the harshest oppression.

I was once in a "fancy" Chinese restaurant in Chicago for my birthday and they had just waxed the floors. EVERYONE was falling down. Servers, customers, everyone. It was bizarre and hilarious. The management was losing their minds over how many meals they were comping. I wiped out before I even got to my table. My…

Pork Wine. The OTHER white wine.

When I was in high school, I wrote an entire play about my boyfriend dumping me. For whatever reason, the drama teacher thought it would be a good idea to put that piece of shit on stage.

I still cringe with embarrassment when I think about it, and it's been well over a decade.

Taylor. Katy. Learn from my mistakes. Cut…

LaBeoufs tail takes me back, man. My best friend in grade school had like, a bowl cut with a rat tail.

I've never had an opinion about Christopher Plummer until this moment. I heartily like him.

OMG- So Help Me God—> but God helps those who help themselves—> but Kanye thinks he IS God—> it's a self help album.

Band-aid?

Naya Rivera's husband Chester Cheetah

Karyn, would you consider adding AHA's symptoms of heart attack in women to the post? Confusion about the symptoms is a large part of why women are facing delayed treatment.

Ergotism, since it can cause hallucinations and seizure-type symptoms, is actually one theory about what plagued Salem in 1692 and caused the witchcraft trials. Women and young girls tend to show the effects more (because ergotism is cumulative, and must build up in fatty tissue, which we dames have more of generally,…

But he then held her arms behind her back and sexually assaulted her as she continued to plead for him to stop, according to Karr.

Cool, committed bagged-milk drinkers like my family, buy milk bag holders made from stainless steel or ceramic. The milk gets colder and stays colder longer outside the fridge.

*sips skinny whole-milk nonalcoholic Irish macchiato* from their monogrammed thermos