the mcu avengers series cast. all of them.

But actually, you guys, who would you take a selfie with.

Kim. Sing it with me now.

This dude is my whole reply. Because this is what it looks like if it goes RIGHT.

I hope you keep doing dirtbags because I love it.

STAY GRUMPY H8RSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

I really, really wanted the OK! story to literally be that JLaw texted "U up?" to Nicholas Hoult. Stars, they ARE just like your annoying exes who booty text you in the middle of the night!

I JUST WANT TO BE ABLE TO KILL MY CHILD WITH PREVENTABLE DISEASE, AS WELL AS ALL THE OTHER CHILDREN AROUND THEM.

Also, I would argue that they are in fact, very dumb. You might be educated, you might have multiple College degrees, you could have read fucking Ulysses in goddamn German while solving calculus equations, but if you choose to believe completely inaccurate and unscientific information because you feel you are right,…

mmm sloth makeout sesh

We're gonna have roast rabbit! We're gonna have roast rabbit!

It's not that God will save you. God will do what he wants. If you die, then it was his will. If you live, then it was his will. That's (supposed to be) the idea.

We will sit on the front porch of the general store, sipping our lemonade with mint leaves, rocking gently in the jasmine-scented breeze, as our great-grandchildren gather 'round our feet and beg to hear again the great epic, The Asseid.

I actually agree with her statement that people get themselves drunk, BUT I think about it more in the context of men who "get drunk and beat their wives" when really I think they get drunk SO THAT THEY CAN beat their wives. People often drink to excuse their behavior. I have a "friend" who gets drunk and then spews…

I hate you sometimes, I have soup for dinner and no steak in the building.