Huge hugs and all the strength to you. You deserve happiness and goodness, simply because you are. Good luck.

totally possible, but still like, unacceptable. it's school.

No kidding, I thought I was the only one who got "white people are too obsessed with showering, like they are with Dance Dance Revolution and the band Chicago"

Because we are.

I hope Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Garner post rants on facebook about Goopy talking about her exes in public. I'm sorry that you didn't realize the treasures they were when you had them. You weren't there when Brad had a sinus cold last year. You weren't there when Ben hurt his back.

She's saying that yes, she actually does care what people think about her. Like, a lot, so she thinks it's strange that everyone has the exact opposite impression of her.

First thought that came to mind.

http://www.thealternativedaily.com/are-you-killin…

Every two/three days in the winter, every other day in the summer. (Obvious exception if I have done something to make myself stinky/dirty)

Clarification already provided downthread.

At last, evidence that you should always bring Spears to a knife fight.

'to be fair' is the new 'actually' is the new 'um'

She won over my respect. The following is a 100% true story:

YOU'RE TRYING TO RUIN IT BUT YOU CAN'T. CAUSE ALL I HAVE TO SAY IS GRILL UP THAT BUG AND SERVE IT WITH BUTTER.


MMM-MMMM. BUTTERED SEA BUGS.

this one reads like a B-movie feste...

Ladies and gentleman, I give you the tale of Saint Basil Fuckoff, the patron saint of waiters and bartenders.

CAFTAN BRUNCH NOW! This is me in my mom's glorious caftan, I wore this to a festival and some banal bitches were talking right behind me about how people get dressed up in costumes for "theses things", HAHAHAHA jokes on you. I wear this at least 3 times a year in everyday settings. Sorry, you're boring.

No, but I would grab the handle on the side and sing. "I'm A Little Teapot."

As a chocolate lover, my only option would be....