The only right answer is to fuck Anderson Cooper, marry Neil Patrick Harris, and kill Andy Cohen. I believe these are self-explanatory so I won't bore you with my reasoning.

He looks like a sexy aged Charlie Brown. Do those words go together?

Everything on my phone is silent/vibrate. Even my alarm (very pleasant way to wake up, just leave it near your pillow. I'm just lazy enough to not take the time to pick out an actual ring, plus I never have to worry about it going off at an inopportune moment.

Hey Jude

remember

hey jude

As a Floridian, SECONDED. If Scott makes it back into office, I quit.

Ok my fellow democrats. To those democrats in Florida. There is NO, ZERO, ZIP, NADA excuse not to vote this year. Gov Scott according to the latest poll politico has up is tied with Crist. Vote, Scott is on the ropes now with #fangate. Vote to knock him out, DON'T step back, DON't head back to your corner. VOTE to…

General life policy: avoid things with French names in small pots. It's like you can stick anything in a tiny container and call it Le Crap and people will pay 200 bucks for it.

the one microdick I experienced first hand (lulz) was fine. I used to be something of a size queen, so it was refreshing to feel a little more in control with what was going on in my vagina. it felt good. And oral was less intimidating. But he was generous and enthusiastic in his love making too, so that obviously…

I just watched the micro-penis episode of New Girl, so I'd like to say that we all have micro-penises. They may not be physical, but they are all there. My micro-penis is that I never finished college. This is not a serious comment for everyone boiling with rage right now.

About how women with small tits are a non-issue and can still find people who want to have sex with them regardless? That sounds fine.

Why is this not worthy of a Jezebel post? It's about how gender stereotypes don't actually matter to regular people. That's pretty Jezebel-worthy.

I understand why some people go it alone...some are frustrated by denominational politics play (and god yes, that's a thing)...some are just ignorant of points of theology and actually fit into a framework, but think they're unique...and then there are those that know that people will give money to a church and…

PS: If I was good at making graphics I'd make a Venn diagram of "People who comment on Jezebel" and "People who are up for ranting about church politics and governance" and the middle would be "beatrixkiddo's favorite people." I think it would be a really narrow overlap. :P

Yeah, totally. And IMO, unless you're a megalomaniac*, it's beneficial for pastors to have denominational leaders for support (not just accountability and discipline). Pastors need people to minister to them, too.

I like being able to walk around naked, too, but there are sooooo many other reasons living alone is great. The only food in the house is food I want, I don't have to worry about anybody else's mess (other than my kitties), I can leave a mess and not worry about someone else getting mad about it, I can basically…

I love what this women is doing, but I think it is a bit sad that someone using their religion for the betterment of their fellow man is shockingly rare as opposed to those using their religion as an excuse to be a holier-than-thou asshole.

I live comfortably in the greys. It's like my own little nest where I can be as hilarious as I think I am without people bursting my bubble.

Look at the image she posted.

I wouldn't be so sure about that. I've read that c-sections strongly increase the risk of autism.