I mean had never been a movie. Ugh I hate having ADHD.

Years, thank goodness, and still funny! Here, I'll make it more "halloweeny" and correct for you.

I COULDNT READ THE REST OF THE NEWS IN THIS BECAUSE OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK

On Coco Rocha's picture: It's like, how much more beige could this be? And the answer is none. None more beige.

Is there steak in that?

I am very very very grateful that I'm not having to live through a schizophrenic break today. Fuck, man. I thought Mondays were rough enough as they are. Imagine having paparazzi stalkers, mass public derision and a terrifying, uncontrolled, all-consuming mental illness added to your day today.

conjoined skeleton sex. The weirdest kind of incest.

OH GOD WHY DIDN'T WE SAY THEY WERE BONING

TSwift has been kind of awesome lately. I say the same thing about dating - i.e. how could I fit a relationship in my life when I work 12 hour days? How could I compromise on my awesome wake up, get coffee, stay in bed all day routine on the weekends? - and everyone is always like "you just have to meet the RIGHT…

Girl, that's a wasp, and them's mean muthafuckas.

I always felt bad for my sister growing up because I was in Boy Scouts and she was in Girl Scouts/Brownies at various times. Their activities were like the world's most boring Home Ec class, while we were rappelling, hiking, knots, rafting and learning how to safely handle and maintain axes, knives and saws. She told…

Usually the only things projected on my desserts are my body image issues so this is definitely a step in the right direction.

And people would say, 'You just have to be yourself,' and I was like, 'But I don't know who that is yet!'"

TAYLOR SWIFT AND LORDE WERE ATTACKED BY SOME DISRESPECTFUL-ASS SQUIRRELS AT SHAKE SHACK.

Please stop reporting that Walmart blamed Tracy Morgan for his own injuries. Any defendant in a personal injury suit is required to plead its affirmative defenses when it answers the complaint. Contributory negligence is an affirmative defense that is used by defendants to mitigate damages. It has been recognized for…

Rebecca never be ashamed of loving Billy Idol. You could be me. I loved Adam Ant.

Hell, I'd dismiss it because of that, also. Grammar skills, people; spelling, correct use of whatever language you're using, etc. (I'd do all kinds of foolishness for a guy who could diagram a sentence properly. And have.)

I've always wondered how DB Cooper got away with his infamous plane hijack/mid-air escape. Now I know. He wasn't "tying something around his waist" before he jumped, he was masturbating his way to freedom.