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More like fart book line, amirite?

That duck sucks!

You won't believe what Ryan Seacrest looks like today!

You sank my battleship!

A Simpson always pays his debts

The Giant Piñata That Couldn't Slow Down.

Hello Crusty Jones/Goodbye crusty car

Whose chopper is this?
It's Zed's.
Who's Zed?
Zed's dead baby,
Zed's dead from brain cancer.

I could do this all day. Wait, my head hurts.

Well la de da, we got us a reader over here.

Such a punchable face.

Hang with me Joe, hang with me Joe, hang with me Joe, hang with me Joe.

And the horse your ax rode in on!

Spider-Man: Teacher's Conferences

What did your other friend think?

Cancer-Man!

Now that's funny!

I love it, but it's bringing me down.

You people sit tight, hold the fort and keep the home fires burning. And if we're not back by dawn… call the president.

I'm playing as Wilford Brimley's can of Quaker Oats.