—and deeply discounted haircuts.

I’m glad more people will have access to my “Songs to Get Krunk to for Accounting Majors” playlist.

Pshaw!

Of my cholesterol test?

So he invited an asshole fringe guest (which is kind of the point) and he, a comedian, made a tasteless joke. We don’t have to applaud those poor decisions, but come on. There’s nothing significant to be outraged about here. We would all benefit if people weren’t so incredibly touchy all the time.

“Sometimes, clothed is better.”

If it’s anything like their last albums, I’ll be bored to tears by it for the first 7 listens, then it will be my favorite thing after the 8th. Their songs all sound the same on the first listen and their albums take longer to grow on you than any other band I can think of.

Can’t wait to see Jezebel’s article about what his dick looks like. Hopefully it’s shaped like a war hammer and he uses it to bludgeon the others.

Hey AV Club,

I think you meant to type redundant, unnecessary, and extraneous.

I really don’t give a fuck about Oxford commas. They’re redundant, unnecessary and extraneous.

And if you wear pants, and your friends wear pants, well, they’re no friends of mine.

Yeah, you seem like a real winner.

All we are saying is give teachers Chance.

Apparently, this IS the ‘droid they’re looking for.

But what about Podrick’s cock? I’ve heard it’s pretty magical as well.

He changes the words of House Stark from “Winter Is Coming” to “Legalize It”

So what your asking for is an article

It’s like a discipline without the discipline of Heavens to Murgatroyd!

All my Friends, especially on their farewell DVD, is amazing.