Trump: more like GAYdon, amirite?

He’s just making nerds do all the work. Just wait until they concoct some sort of revenge scheme.

So you’re not Arnold from Predator and Terminator?

And some sing alongs.

*gets offended*

Well, he does get results.

“We Just Disagree” is pretty damn good.

I can’t believe 4AD is still around!

Your girlfriend’s brother is a real scamp.

Why is more clothed better?

I just saw Ouija 2 and wasn’t that impressed.

Maria Bello.

Didn’t Trump cancel PACU?

Yeah! Fuck them and their articles!

My dad was a member of the Men Without Hats tribute band Men Without Pants.

It’s a good place to rest your balls.

Cock.

He’s asking if any Jews will replace him.

That’s great and all, but can we please get back to taking about Jon’s cock?

Yeah, brah, everyone knows he’s the Kush King.