I’m going to the show in November. I have a feeling this song live will change my life.

It’s like a pink cat in a T-shirt doing all the singing.

I’m sorry, sir. The correct answer is All My Friends.

SOMEONE ELSE! SOMEONE ELSE!

She really understands the Gravity of the situation.

If you like that, you may enjoy a little independent film called Star Wars.

I have everything DVR’d so far. Is it really worth it?

Snowfall is coming

Better than taint.

Will Rick Pokémon Go to see Negan?

You can get a cushy job at the White House.

Bad ass and Vince Vaughn don’t go together.

*turns on Hallmark Channel for Alien Jesus’ mom*

How was the smell?

Clit

“I’m really a man!” - Ann Coulter

I’m a writer who’s going through a bukkake phase.

That kid at the window scared the shit out of me.

Destro found the gun during the next showing.

You’re next.